You may now be wondering things such as, "What is this place?", "How did I get here?", "Where are the pictures of naked ladies?", or just maybe, "What's that green stuff growing in my fridge and how do I kill it?". Well I can't help you with the last three questions, but the first one I can answer. Quite simply, this place exists for my own personal amusement and entertainment; a place for me to dispense my 'wisdom' to the masses (i.e. those who don't know any better), answer any burning questions you may have (time and adequate booze permitting), or quite possibly just bitch about random things. So for those of you who haven't already resumed their hunt for internet porn or MP3's elsewhere, welcome to my obscure little corner of Electronland...